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甜美到爆表的土味情话康完撩起来期望你满目星河却唯一神往我

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“甜美到爆表”的“土味情话”,康完撩起来:期望你满目星河却唯一神往我1、你喜爱苹果汁、葡萄汁、西瓜汁、仍是我这个小逼崽汁。

“甜美到爆表”的“土味情话”,康完撩起来:期望你满目星河却唯一神往我

1、你喜爱苹果汁、葡萄汁、西瓜汁、仍是我这个小逼崽汁。

Do you like apple juice, grape juice, watermelon juice, or my little cub juice?

2、你喜爱苹果汁、葡萄汁、西瓜汁、 仍是我这个精力小伙汁。

Do you like apple juice, grape juice, watermelon juice, or my spirit guy juice?

3、给你科普一下辣的等级:微辣、中辣、特辣、反常辣、我想你辣。

to give you the popular science level: slightly spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy, abnormal spicy, I think you spicy.

4、给咱们科普下虾的品种,有腰果炒虾,麻辣小龙虾,茄汁大虾,油焖大虾,和可不能够想我一下。

For the popular science, the types of shrimp are: fried shrimp with cashew nuts, spicy crayfish, prawns in tomato sauce, prawns in oil sauce, and can you think of me.

5、知道我为什么还没有女朋友吗?为什么哇?由于我还没有跟你表达。

Do you know why I don't have a girlfriend yet? Why wow? Because I haven't told you yet.

6、给你科普一下鸭子的品种、达克鸭、小黄鸭、扁嘴鸭、我想你了鸭。

Give you some popular science about duck types, Duck Duck, Little Yellow Duck, Flat-billed Duck.

7、你早上,我早上,咱们早晚在一起。

你不睡,我不睡,你看我俩多相配。

You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how good we are.

8、问个问题,你跑步快吗?不快呀,怎么了?那我应该能够追得到你。

Ask a question, are you running fast? Unhappy, what's wrong? Then I should be able to catch you.

9、你知道你和星星有啥不一样的差异吗?星星在天上,你在我心里。

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart.

10、送你一个指南针,以免你被我惯得找不着北。

Give you a compass, lest you get used to looking north.

11、我觉得一切的门都应该你来敲,由于你敲美观啊。

I think you should knock on all the doors, because you look good.

12、我很想把自己涂黑。为什么?这样我就能够私自维护你。

I would love to blacken myself. why? This way I can protect you secretly.

13、你知道我为啥不上天吗?为什么?由于地上有你啊。

Do you know why I do n’t go to heaven? why? Because you are on the ground.

14、高冷的我从来不秒回他人。那你还秒回我。由于在我心里,你不是他人。

I never return to others in a cold day. Then you return to me in seconds. Because in my heart, you are not someone else.